Never. Which is a surprise, given how many years I've been able to do it...
Then again my bedroom at my parents was up a flight of stairs, and those were a boy's prime masturbating years.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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