My guess is that you believe that every girl you are about to talk to is the future Mrs. Mirth. That's your first mistake. Approach every girl with the belief that "I am about to meet a new friend and nothing more." If your penis happens to end up in her mouth one day and a ring ends up on her finger another day - well that's just a bonus. Sounds to me like you need a life that doesn't involve an LCD screen.
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