here is a preview of Matrix Reloaded, with my guesses as to what is happening in each scene.
<img src="http://home.mindspring.com/~dankittimp3s/pics/matrix2/16437__matrix3_l.jpg" width=395 height=215 alt="reloaded" align="bottom">
Let There Be Frozen Peas! sadly, there is STILL no spoon.

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<img src="http://home.mindspring.com/~dankittimp3s/pics/matrix2/143557__05matrix_l.jpg" width=395 height=282 alt="matrix" align="bottom">
Monica Bellucci (in white) thinks: <i>"i just KNOW everyone's looking at my butt!"</i>
<img src="http://home.mindspring.com/~dankittimp3s/pics/matrix2/143557__01matrix_l.jpg" width=395 height=272 alt="neo" align="bottom">
neo is now a performance artist, premieres act at art gallery. yoko ono unavailable for comment.
<img src="http://home.mindspring.com/~dankittimp3s/pics/matrix2/143557__04matrix_l.jpg" width=395 height=315 alt="trinity" align="bottom">
trinity tries to explain she is not finished using the bathroom, but some people can't take a hint.
<img src="http://home.mindspring.com/~dankittimp3s/pics/matrix2/143557__07matrix_l.jpg" width=395 height=315 alt="statues" align="bottom">
now is the time on sprockets when we stare straight ahead while standing next to statues.
<img src="http://home.mindspring.com/~dankittimp3s/pics/matrix2/16437__matrix4_l.jpg" width=395 height=215 alt="reloaded" align="bottom">
ghosts in the matrix have a bad hair day.