Leto: how's the temperature under that rock?
I kid. In fact, you're lucky to have missed out on so much Twilight exposure!
Twilight came before True Blood and it's particularly crappy teen emo romance vampire-in-name-only literature. The vampires don't die in sunlight... they
sparkle. The whole series is basically the fantasy diary of a lonely mormon lady with unfortunate ideas about relationships. (Edward, the main vampire character in the book, is practically a stalker, and this is romanticized.)