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Originally Posted by jewels
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Oh, it's because I feed them.
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Originally Posted by dlish
oh mighty one,
how does one reach such a guru-ness status? what can mere mortals like us do to acend such spiritual heights?
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It will require filling out an application. Do you have a resume?
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Originally Posted by allaboutmusic
Great one, I seek thy wisdom. An acquaintance said to me the other day:
This sentence is not true. I have thought about this for days, and cannot work out if it is or isn't true. If it's not true, then it would have to be true. But if it was true, then it could not be.
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Truth is not contained in sentences; they are contained in experience. Your acquaintance who wrote this sentence clearly has delusions of grandeur. Does he ever steal your lunch?
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Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
I can't find my junk. Where the fuck did it go?
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It's under your bed. Next to the duvet I gave you last year.
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Originally Posted by Lucifer
Dearest Baraka_Guru,
Can you explain the "I before E, except after C" conundrum?
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No.
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Originally Posted by dlish
where the fuck did you go ?.. oh respected highest holy one
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Where does anyone go? Do we go? Have we ever gone?
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Originally Posted by ring
He's procuring some mighty fine cigars for us in Cuba.
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Oh, yes. That's where I went.
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Originally Posted by LordEden
When the typing the subject of a thread in the little box for this forum, how is capitulation handled with this? Is it like a book title or is it like a sentence even if it doesn't have punctuation?
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It depends on your own personal preference. If you want to go with book style, that's fine. However, the magazine/newspaper style of titles has a bit of flair, especially if they are longer. Just don't make it so I have to correct your mistakes.