Finally found a crappy product from Lush.
LUSH -- Bath & Shower Products: The Soft Touch Body Butter (especially for hands: moisturizing, conditioning)
I thought it'd be even more moisturizing, considering it's the most expensive of the body butters. But it's not. It sucks. I'm pissed. :/
If you're going to do body butters, stick with either 'King of Skin' or 'Buffy.'