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Originally Posted by Crompsin
I didn't mean to imply that you have no desire to bang wenches, Divemaster Dan... just that you'd probably prefer to do it one-on-one using a mattress as the fuck surface instead humping of atop a broken coffee table covered with empty beer cans and other people watching.
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I'm going to need to make a Mix CD for this cruise. I want to wake up to "Welcome to the Jungle" at 0800.
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You never know, the beer cans don't sound great but I like rum. MILF to you is MILF to me, just closer to my age... which I prefer. Anything under 33-35 isn't usually on my radar, at some point it reaches creepy factor.
But yes if you're going to break coffee table and shit do so in your stateroom.. I ain't paying for shit busted up by other people. If I damage anything it'll be a headboard... and it'll have been worth it.
0800? I'm up by 0430 most days, on trips I sleep in another hour. So you let me know what wake up music you want and I'll have it ready for ya.
"Welcome to the Jungle?" I made a point of listening to that as I crossed out of the highland desert near central Mexico and into the jungle. Woke my dogs up but I don't think they got the meaning at all.
I'm looking for a CD of band that played on the beach here the other night. Bunch of AC/DC, Kid Rock, The Stones, Eminem etc.. all in Spanish. They were either good or I had just the right about of rum in me.