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Old 07-27-2009, 05:01 PM   #64 (permalink)
Starkizzer
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Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)
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Originally Posted by Crompsin View Post
***ERRRRRRR*** Sorry, would you like to phone a friend?

This is the single biggest cause of and symptom in Typical Relationship Problems (TM).

Sex is far too often a weaponized commodity.
Don't read so much into that one phrase of words. Simply a knee jerk reaction to an unexpected purchase. Aside from a few sex toys that were gifts between us, all sex toys have been discussed and purchased together. Plus I already explained and took full claim of my state of mind at the time, which btw was 3yrs ago.

No phoning a friend for me, so I still have all my life lines.

Honestly, I think they need to make stress relief balls out of the material that the fleshlights are made out of. They feel really awesome, and now that I have had the chance to poke and play with one first hand I know why guys like them...hell dildos don't feel as nice. Granted the "flashlight" cover does nothing but draw more attention.
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