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Originally Posted by Manic_Skafe
The chorus of that song is actually about a sexual encounter induced by club music that results in the expulsion of ejaculate onto the face of a female. It's the hokey pokey with better production - if you can't follow those instructions then you've got bigger problems than your inability to shut down your brain and have a good time.
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Ah, yes. The hokey-pokey handjobfacialdeluxe edition. It makes so much sense now. I want to bust a cap on my girlfriend's face with the old love gun. It's not romantic... but it lets her know who's in charge. Gotcha.
The splooge that binds.
Ya know, I was thinking about climbing your mountain one day, Manic Skafe... heading to your isolated pagoda and learning your accumulated wisdom. Be less lost in the sauce and all that.
That and you can show me all these great bands you randomly link people to in various threads / journal entries.