I have:
Keys to both cars
A soft leather picture frame w/ my son's picture inside
2 house keys
A key to the post office box
My husband's dog tag from the Marine Corps
A silver pear that really looks like a set of testicles
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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"
Formerly Medusa
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