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Originally Posted by Martian
Why does Plan9 come up every time one of these threads come by?
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Clearly it's his awesome avatar.
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Originally Posted by Martian
'Want to come over and see my level 70 elf?'
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I've seen that work. Granted, it wasn't the kind of sex you'd videotape.
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Originally Posted by djtobia
Thank you for all the advice. Hopefully it will help, even remotely.
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You know what you need, bro? The same thing I needed at the beginning of this year. You need to occupy yourself with interests, hobbies, and challenges outside of the hot-hot in-search-of-woman realm. Don't get bogged down in the swamp of speed dating in an attempt to find and maintain a relationship you're not ready to handle. Women smell pathetic like piranha smell wounded animals. Sure, it's fun at first, but then it gets a little bit like trying on sweaters for hours outside in July. No fun. I should know, I killed an entire paycheck on meals with girls before I figured coffee is cheaper.
I guarantee the second you get yourself balls deep into a hobby like karate, a motorcycle club, or take up shooting expensive military-style rifles at steel plates... you'll either meet a girl that sees you doing something that all women like: focusing on and enjoying an activity... or you'll be so distracted by said activity that it will be largely irrelevant who's hand jerks you off at night. You gotta have a job, solid interests, guy friends... these things will build the I Am This Guy foundation you need to be successful in a relationship with one of those delicious bipedal creatures that look better in a skirt than I do.