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Omigod!! When I went to hell a couple of months ago and spoke to satan about my bed, all seemed alright. I ordered the bed went through the whole shebang, and was told it takes a week to ten days.
I called them a week later and he told me in three more days it'll arrive from Wisconsin. I called them after 7 more days and the angel of death proceeds to tell me that he doesn't know whats happening but it should be on it's way. It took three weeks for the fucker to arrive. Granted it was a special order but do not go to rooms unlimited, if you think the DMV is bad ...
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