Well, CinnamonGirl ...
"Well, alcohol and porn won't cheat on you."
-Porn constantly has gangbangs and alcohol constantly tells you the wrong things, wouldn't that be cheating? Haven't you ever seen this scenario ??
"They also won't act like an idiot in front of your mother"
- But how will your mom react, when she sees naughty housewives 4??
"whine when you want to hang out with your friends, or get mad when you stay out late."
- tell it to these folks ...
Can anyone tell I'm having fun??