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Originally Posted by highthief
Used to work security, so yeah, have been in a fair few. The nastiest was against this behemoth street guy who tried to stab me. I was very strong back then, squatting 500 regularly, and after the getting the knife away from him, I ended up laying into this guy with everything I had after all the usual security/police training stuff (joint locks, nerve pinches, etc) didn't work. I pounded away on him and eventually I hit him so hard he flew up into the air, went over a marble bench, the marble bench landed square on top of him ... and then he popped straight back up with a smile on his face ready to rock and roll.
Twas then that I called for back-up!
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Hahaha reminds me of horror stories security workers at Sears in my home town would tell me over coffee. One time a guy vaulted a fence with a shopping cart. Another time a girl pretended to be pregant (with stolen goods) and yelled rape until some random guy came and punch the security gaurd in the face hoping to defend the screaming chick; he felt sheepish.
My favorite is the one Jason (security guard) tells about a guy who stole some underwear and was stopped outside. Out of nowhere he goes from 0 to 60 and pulls a needle and takes a swipe at Jay. He had those metal-protected gloves (not sure the proper name). Dodged a few of these until the guy got tired and he kicked him in the knee and punched him in the nose. The security tape of it is hilarious hahaha.