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After I had a deviated septum corrected, there were two ropes placed in my nose and into my sinus. You know how circumcised penises are extra sensitive because they are sheltered, happy penises? Well, imagine your delicate, untouched sinuses getting deflowered by ropes that have had blood drying on them for weeks. The first movement of getting unstuck is not at all pleasant, but the kicker is having a man grabbing these knots sticking out of your nose and yanking. Cat-of-nine-tails. Through the sinus. Over the river. Through the woods. Out the nose.
Now, lean back awkwardly and sit still. I'm going to pull out the other one.
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