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Old 04-14-2009, 10:03 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by NorthernGirl View Post
I've never had any shame in wanting to get my rocks off. I showered, I shaved, let's do this.
...and this totally sounds like something a man would say.

Like those quaint T-shirts that declare: "I shaved my balls for this?!"

...

I usually buy dinner and talk for several hours. If I'm lucky I get make-outs in the parking lot.

I think when you reach a certain age dating becomes more of a partner selection process game.

Subtle interviews. People don't waste as much time when they get close to their 30s.

They expect you to have an education, a career (not a job), a giant throbbing hard-on.

Ya know, adult stuff.

Whatever that is.
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