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I'm a server, and my last question to all my tables is "can I get you anything else?" or something to that effect. The number of times I've heard "a million dollars," is ridiculous. Even better is how EVERY single person thinks they're the first to say it, and it's hilarious.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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