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Originally Posted by Martian
I can't swim...My ex-girlfriend used to say I'm just too dense. I'm not sure if she was joking.
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That was funnier than all get out. Laughed my butt off. Thanks.
I suck at dancing. Yup, that would be #1. It's not lack of coordination. It's lack of knowing what the hell to do next. I have to stop and think about each and every wiggle.
Wiggle the butt. Check.
Shake head back and forth. Check.
Stop feet a few times. Check.
Flap arms in the air. Check.
If I do them all at once I get dizzy, but hey, I haven't fallen over yet.
Wonder why the hell everyone is looking at me funny. Check.
Worry about ending up on YooToob under 'worst dancers'. Check.