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Back pocket: wallet, if I'm driving or I might need to buy something.
Front pocket: keys, if I'm driving.
Shirt pocket: sunglasses, if it's sunny.
I don't like carrying things around.
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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.
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