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mikec · 03-03-2009, 09:03 PM

Fort Pierce woman calls 911 three times when McNuggets run out

I can understand being upset when you go into your local Mickey D's with a hankering for some all white meat McNuggets...you order them, pay, get your change, and start thinking about dipping those tasty deep fried morsels in some honey mustard, or bbq (if that's your thing), and chowing down all that yummy goooooooodness, washing it down every now and then with your favorite tasty beverage.

Then, to your surprise and dismay, the clerk tells you that not only is this particular McDonald's ALL OUT of McNuggets, which is bad enough, but to add insult to injury, will also NOT REFUND your money!! So there's no option for you to take your business to the McDonald's just down the road, and finally quench that desire that's been building since several minutes before you walked into the place. The best they can do is give you an equivalent of some other food. W.T.F.!?!?

So, what if you're not in the mood for a McDouble, or an Angus Mushroom Burger?? Do you ask to speak to the manager??? Heck no!!! The only logical solution is to involve the authorities. And please, don't call the local police phone #. Oh no. Only 911 will do. And when 911 doesn't want to hear it, do NOT LET IT GO. CALL AGAIN! AND AGAIN IF NEED BE!!! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!

03-03-2009, 09:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
mikec I flopped the nutz... Location: Stratford, CT	This is an emergency. My McNuggets are an emergency!! Fort Pierce woman calls 911 three times when McNuggets run out I can understand being upset when you go into your local Mickey D's with a hankering for some all white meat McNuggets...you order them, pay, get your change, and start thinking about dipping those tasty deep fried morsels in some honey mustard, or bbq (if that's your thing), and chowing down all that yummy goooooooodness, washing it down every now and then with your favorite tasty beverage. Then, to your surprise and dismay, the clerk tells you that not only is this particular McDonald's ALL OUT of McNuggets, which is bad enough, but to add insult to injury, will also NOT REFUND your money!! So there's no option for you to take your business to the McDonald's just down the road, and finally quench that desire that's been building since several minutes before you walked into the place. The best they can do is give you an equivalent of some other food. W.T.F.!?!? So, what if you're not in the mood for a McDouble, or an Angus Mushroom Burger?? Do you ask to speak to the manager??? Heck no!!! The only logical solution is to involve the authorities. And please, don't call the local police phone #. Oh no. Only 911 will do. And when 911 doesn't want to hear it, do NOT LET IT GO. CALL AGAIN! AND AGAIN IF NEED BE!!! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY DAMNIT!!!!!!!!! __________________ Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see, and hear. Since the initial publication of the charted electromagnetic spectrum, humans have learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear is less than one millionth of reality