physician credentialist:
computer
copy machine
godless amounts of paper
stapler/staple puller
paper clips
correction tape
folders
binders
file cabinet
pens
pencils
Sharpie
highlighters
post -it notes
stickie flags
ruler
scissors
various labels
various envelopes
letterhead (and the ability to forge signatures, very important)
expedia.com
hotels.com
mapquest
the internet in general
charming repartee
I'm going to school to be a nurse, though. And I cannot wait to get the fuck out of office jobs.
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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