The_Dunedan

Gun Dealer


Sidearm: Springfield Armory XD-40 subcompact with two spare magazines.
Pens: Black and blue ballpoint, black and red fine and coarse-point markers.
Receipt book.
Bigass stack of Form 4473's.
Computer with photo-editing software.
Camera: Nikon P80 digital with spare batteries.
Square of rumply red felt.
Tripod.
Heavy-duty can opener (for those damned Russian ammo cans.)
Metric and Standard Allen wrenches, full sets.
Metric and Standard star-drive and square-drive wrenches/screwdrivers, full sets.
Phillips and Common-head screwdrivers; large, medium, small.
Gerber multi-tool.
Vise-grips.
Vise.
Channel-lock pliers.
Bore Snakes, .17-.75" sizes.
1 gallon CLP Break Free.
Bore light/scope.
0000 Steel wool.
Boresighting set, .17-.50 calibers.
Hearing protection, electronic.
Glasses, shrapnel-proof (because some doofus might want you to fix his home-workshop fuckup, and it might blow up in your face thanks to aforementioned up-fucking.
Pocket knives, 2.
Pocket magnifier with light, desk magnifier with light.
Large spiral-bound notebook.
187,592 notepads.
Phone numbers for: BATF&E, FBI, State Police, County Sheriff, Secret Service.
Brownells, Numrich Gun Parts, Ellett Brothers, Century Arms and Southern Ohio Gun sales catalogues.
7 years back issues of The Shotgun News and Double Gun Digest.
Band-aids.
Infinite patience for gun-newbies, moronic questions, and misinformed newspaper columnists.
Industrial-strength degreaser.
Industrial-strength coffee.
Targets.
Spotting scope.
Spare magazines for almost any commonly-made firearm manufactured within the past 50 years.
Assorted ammunition (for test-firing), .17M2-.50BMG.
Bronze punches and hammer.