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Forester
Cruise Vest - a hi-vis cloth garment that is designed to absorb as much water as possible while allowing you to carry a back breaking 75lbs or more. The most expensive accessory you will tear apart. Usually loses your lunch.
ArcGIS - hey, let's use Windows as the OS for a complicated, buggy, and memory intensive program for specialists. People like maps.
Increment Borer - how about we drill a hole into every tree we see...that sounds like alot of fun.
Pick-up truck - transportation provided by the lowest bidder.
Co-worker's dog - specially bred to piss off bears and bring them to you!
Ribbon - bright happy colours to designate where to mow down...err...harvest the forest.
Paint - designed for the tree, attracted to you.
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Where there is doubt there is freedom.
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