I sweat. I mean I fucking sweat. And if I notice I'm sweating, I sweat even more. I grew up in a dry climate, moved to a more humid climate, and my body has never forgiven me. In fact, it was in the 20s one day and I walked into a shoe store, and for some stupid reason, a sense of nervousness hit me and I started sweating...in 20-fucking-degree weather.
I need to spackle my pores.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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