Originally Posted by Annoying fast-talker on local access TeeVee who announces monster truck events and domestic pickup sales

SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY... half a dozen heavily armed young men will expertly assassinate 8.5x11" office paper and Dixie plates with extreme prejudice! See the brass fly higher than gas prices in July '08! See as a thousand rounds mercilessly perforate innocent crisp white stationery! Watch as their thumbs get covered in that delicious-smelling black powder residue when as they expertly reload mags! Watch as one of them just can't hold in that Taco Bell lunch anymore and has to use the disgusting outhouse! You'll be astounded, you'll be amazed... you'll be... eh... mildly amused! BE THERE!