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Originally Posted by luciferase75
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After all, how many stories of men screwing everything they can in seclusion do you hear about, vs women? Horses, sheep, cantaloupe, a jar of jelly with a condom shoved in it, a hollowed out cucumber (poor man's fleshlight?), a muddy hole, themselves and in prison other men.....
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You left out the crack of dawn.
Note to self--Never, under any circumstances, get trapped on a desert island with Luciferase
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