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Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
The world's fastest car now has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
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