When I was in the Army I was at a multi-service installation. There was a Navy chief who told me "If you have to choose between buying food and buying beer, always remember: Beer has food value, FOOD HAS NO BEER VALUE!" Of course, he also held that if you have to choose between buying a house and buying a car, you can always live in your car.
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The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference.
"God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO
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