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passthru · 10-11-2008, 01:52 AM

I think the last time a cop was at my house, he was giving me, my roommates, and some of our friends a bunch of baseball tickets. We had climbed up on our roof to look around, because there was a fugitive somewhere in our block.

If that wasn't it, it would have been about 2 or 2:30 AM. My damn roommate woke me up when he got home late, and just as I was falling back asleep somebody knocked on the door. So I got my pants on, went downstairs, and looked through the peep hole. There were 2 cops on the porch looking around suspiciously. I opened the door, startling them for a moment.
"Uh, hi, sir. One of your neighbors reported a woman breaking in through a window. Have you heard anything?"
"Well my roommate just got home. He forgets his keys sometimes, but.. Oh. My roommate moonlights at a crossdressing club downtown."
"Uhhhhhh! Ohhhhh! Ok sorry!"
They were even more startled.

10-11-2008, 01:52 AM	#35 (permalink)
passthru Addict Location: Portland, OR	I think the last time a cop was at my house, he was giving me, my roommates, and some of our friends a bunch of baseball tickets. We had climbed up on our roof to look around, because there was a fugitive somewhere in our block. If that wasn't it, it would have been about 2 or 2:30 AM. My damn roommate woke me up when he got home late, and just as I was falling back asleep somebody knocked on the door. So I got my pants on, went downstairs, and looked through the peep hole. There were 2 cops on the porch looking around suspiciously. I opened the door, startling them for a moment. "Uh, hi, sir. One of your neighbors reported a woman breaking in through a window. Have you heard anything?" "Well my roommate just got home. He forgets his keys sometimes, but.. Oh. My roommate moonlights at a crossdressing club downtown." "Uhhhhhh! Ohhhhh! Ok sorry!" They were even more startled.