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ItWasMe · 10-06-2008, 12:28 AM

Automotive
1. Handle a blowout
2. Drive in snow **NO WAY! Last time I hit a guard rail and tore up my face**
6. Conquer an off-road obstacle **OK is this in a car, suv, atv, or dirt bike??**
9. Jump start a car

Handling Emergencies
10. Perform the Heimlich
11. Reverse hypothermia
12. Perform hands-only CPR
13. Escape a sinking car

Home
14. Carve a turkey
15. Use a sewing machine
16. Put out a fire
18. Remove bloodstains from fabric
19. Move heavy stuff
20. Grow food
22. Shovel the right way
23. Solder wire
24. Tape drywall
25. Split firewood **I miss too often**
26. Replace a faucet washer
27. Mix concrete
28. Paint a straight line
30. Prune bushes and small trees
31. Iron a shirt
32. Fix a toilet tank flapper
33. Change a single-pole switch
34. Fell a tree **How Big?**
35. Replace a broken windowpane **How about the entire window + frame?**
36. Set up a ladder, safely
39. Change a diaper
40. Grill with charcoal
41. Sew a button on a shirt

Medical Myths
44. Treat a burn
46. Treat a snakebite
47. Remove a tick

Military Know-How
48. Shine shoes
49. Make a drum-tight bed

Outdoors
54. Shoot straight

Primitive Skills
Unless my gun and brute force can fix the problem, I'm dead in the wild.

Surviving Extremes
60. Floods
61. Tornados
62. Cold
63. Heat

Teach Your Kids
65. Cast a line
66. Lend a hand
70. Drive a stick shift
71. Parallel park
73. Tie a necktie
74. Whittle
75. Ride a bike

Technology
78. Calibrate HDTV settings *Gawd I hate that thing!!*
79. Shoot a home movie
80. Ditch your hard drive

Master Key Workshop Tools
82. Grease gun *how about a caulking gun?*
84. Socket wrench
86. Brick trowel
87. Framing hammer
90. Circular saw
91. Sledge hammer *Oh, yea baby!*
98. Hand plane

AND:
put on a condom
lay a tile floor
lay tile countertop
paint
install drywall
is anybody really reading these?
cook a turkey
cook a roast
draw up a shot
administer a shot
treat a diabetic child with low blood sugar
treat an asthmatic child
basic first aid
put gas in the truck
check/add oil to the truck
drive and PARK the truck *and not one of those weenie little "trucklettes" like the F150 series*
I'm guessing nobody is really reading this.
strip wood furniture
stain wood furniture
build a wall
climb a tree
can't think of anything else, I think I already proved I'm awesome.

10-06-2008, 12:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	Automotive 1. Handle a blowout 2. Drive in snow NO WAY! Last time I hit a guard rail and tore up my face 6. Conquer an off-road obstacle OK is this in a car, suv, atv, or dirt bike?? 9. Jump start a car Handling Emergencies 10. Perform the Heimlich 11. Reverse hypothermia 12. Perform hands-only CPR 13. Escape a sinking car Home 14. Carve a turkey 15. Use a sewing machine 16. Put out a fire 18. Remove bloodstains from fabric 19. Move heavy stuff 20. Grow food 22. Shovel the right way 23. Solder wire 24. Tape drywall 25. Split firewood I miss too often 26. Replace a faucet washer 27. Mix concrete 28. Paint a straight line 30. Prune bushes and small trees 31. Iron a shirt 32. Fix a toilet tank flapper 33. Change a single-pole switch 34. Fell a tree How Big? 35. Replace a broken windowpane How about the entire window + frame? 36. Set up a ladder, safely 39. Change a diaper 40. Grill with charcoal 41. Sew a button on a shirt Medical Myths 44. Treat a burn 46. Treat a snakebite 47. Remove a tick Military Know-How 48. Shine shoes 49. Make a drum-tight bed Outdoors 54. Shoot straight Primitive Skills Unless my gun and brute force can fix the problem, I'm dead in the wild. Surviving Extremes 60. Floods 61. Tornados 62. Cold 63. Heat Teach Your Kids 65. Cast a line 66. Lend a hand 70. Drive a stick shift 71. Parallel park 73. Tie a necktie 74. Whittle 75. Ride a bike Technology 78. Calibrate HDTV settings Gawd I hate that thing!! 79. Shoot a home movie 80. Ditch your hard drive Master Key Workshop Tools 82. Grease gun how about a caulking gun? 84. Socket wrench 86. Brick trowel 87. Framing hammer 90. Circular saw 91. Sledge hammer Oh, yea baby! 98. Hand plane AND: put on a condom lay a tile floor lay tile countertop paint install drywall is anybody really reading these? cook a turkey cook a roast draw up a shot administer a shot treat a diabetic child with low blood sugar treat an asthmatic child basic first aid put gas in the truck check/add oil to the truck drive and PARK the truck and not one of those weenie little "trucklettes" like the F150 series I'm guessing nobody is really reading this. strip wood furniture stain wood furniture build a wall climb a tree can't think of anything else, I think I already proved I'm awesome. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe