Originally Posted by UKking

Just a couple of days ago, my new neighbor saw some cops and dashed out of his car to hide in his house. His baby-mama told the cops that she didn't recognize the car. They knocked on my door and pointed to the car, "who's car is that?"
"My neighbor. He's been there about a month"
"Which house, that one?"
"Yes"
"Thank you"

What was he/she thinking?

I haven't seen him, but she's still there.


Nice.

Couple months ago, they were looking for a fugitive. Helicopters were deployed.

Couple months before that, there was a guy banging on our back door at 4 in the morning.


Busy year. The previous two years there was only one visit. Christmas 2005, when my car was broken into...