Quote:
Originally Posted by LoganSnake
You can always buy a dildo cozy like this cute little cthulhu one:
or this flying spaghetti monster:
Hell, you can knit one yourself. Mom would never have to know and you can leave it out in plain sight. |
scenario:
Mum: oh whats this. thats so adorable and cute. whats it supposed to be?
You: its a gift. a friend gave it to me and said that it has magical powers than can bring a woman to her knees
Mum: wow, (mum playing with the fluffy wooly noodles), i should get one myself. i wish your dad would buy me things like that