Put it in a small gift box in your drawer. If your mother finds it, smile and say
"Happy Birthday!" or "Happy Anniversary!" or "Merry Christmas!" whatever holiday is the closest.
That's what I did when my mom found the pair of edible panties that I bought.
You can stop laughing now. That wasn't a joke.
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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez
I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe
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