I have a completely irrational and indefensible fear of self-cleaning bathrooms. I've never been in one before but I distinctly remember seeing a tv segment on self-cleaning bathrooms when I was pretty young. I imagined being in the bathroom when all of a sudden the lights shut off and soapy cold water starts spraying from everywhere and loud whirring machines can be heard all around me. My senses would be rendered useless as I'd feel myself engulfed by a cold and dark and boundless abyss.
I don't know if self-cleaning bathrooms actually exist but the thought still terrifies me.
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