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Old 09-11-2008, 05:49 PM   #108 (permalink)
Tophat665
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Percy, that Monkeybars tune is a delightfully fetid little piece of tripe. I know for a fact that my 8 year old daughter writes better songs. Well done.

Challah, Mrs. Hat tutors a metalhead who seems like a nice kid, but he's always trying to turn her on to Children of Bodom. Sort of makes AC/DC seem erudite, doesn't it? And the best part about it is that it sounds like it's sung by a guy gargling broken glass.

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Originally Posted by chuggo by way of punkmusicfan21
YOUR MOM'S BOX SMELLS LIKE A MUSKRAT!
That is one of the funnier lines I have run across in recent memory.
I don't feel any dumber, but the aaaabbbb rhyme scheme and the total lack of any redeeming feature (aside from that one line) surely give that.... whatever it is a right to be featured here.

/ Hey guys, Chuggo's been going down on Muskrats again!
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