I'm not the only one who looked at the source for that page, am I?
Code:
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<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet?</title>
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ok FINE here
-->
<link rel="alternate" title="Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet?" href="http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/rss.xml" type="application/rss+xml" />
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<body style="text-align: center; padding-top: 200px;">
<span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 120pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; color: black;" >NO</span>
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[ddrucker@scatter ~]$ host -t txt freon.3e.org
freon.3e.org descriptive text "Anesthetized monkeys exposed to 25,000
ppm or 50,000 ppm [of freon] for 5 minutes had [cardiac] [arrhythmia]s
including [tachycardia] and decreased contractility (U.S. EPA 1983)"
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document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));
</script>
<script type="text/javascript">
var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-143825-2");
pageTracker._trackPageview();
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</html>
/oh god I'm a nerd....runs away