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Old 09-08-2008, 02:11 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by abaya View Post
we would be 100% ready to support a kid
Now, I'm not a scientist but I play one on TeeVee.

Anal: Your notion of 100% is seems pretty much impossible with something as fallible as a condom (as applied with other methods of contraception, of course). I've turned a few condoms into ragged hulu skirts and lemme tell ya: pregnancy scares for males in the military about to be deployed are far worse than getting mortared while in said third world shithole.

Chemicals: I'd stick with the pills and shots and rings. They seem like better choices than a see-thru penis-shaped wad of latex.

The A-Bomb: I'd suggest the only option that is actually 100% is that which you are unable to accept: abortion in the case of a mishap.

Crafty Buggers: Stack enough obstacles in the way of sperm and it gets close to 99%.

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Ever hear about that hot-water-on-the-balls method of male contraception?

I've got this great joke that goes with it.
-----Added 8/9/2008 at 06 : 14 : 38-----
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Originally Posted by kutulu View Post
the first child was sort of planned
Isn't that how that always goes?

Day 1: "Let's have a baby."

(buys multi-pack of home pregnancy tests, tries one "just for laughs")

Day 2: "Oh shit, you're pregnant already?!"
-----Added 8/9/2008 at 06 : 15 : 40-----
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Originally Posted by FuriousAvatar View Post
I only use condoms until both parties are tested and an alternate form of BC is established. I absolutely loathe condoms and have a hard time performing with one on.
How do you get it over your violin, anyway?
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We are trained to think that women are this ocean of fertility but in reality there are only a few days per month when she is fertile. As long as you have the ability to control your orgasm pulling out is safe.
Hahah, "ocean of fertility." I like that. As was said earlier in another thread by Jewelz... some women can probably get pregnant off a toilet seat.

I guess my personal feeling would be that the guess-and-pray method isn't a viable option for kids under 23 (post-college?), military personnel, pimps, carnies, and anybody else who isn't in a serious relationship and/or married.
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