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Originally Posted by Willravel
TRY HARDER.
No one likes condoms, but the pill can't protect against STDs and I have to imagine that the pill + condom = pretty safe.
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I try all the time. If I can get my little spermies to break that pill... I won't abort the kid. I'll consider it a survivor and name it
Hrothgar the Pillbreaker.
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Linda: "Turns out we're both clean, Tommy. We don't have to use condoms anymore."
Tommy: "Tsk-tsk! Sorry Linda, I still demand to wear an uncomfortable rubber cock-duffel each and every time we exchange sloppy kisses and gropes and play that delightful sausage-hiding game on the couch before your dad comes home from the factory."
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If you get tested for STDs... you don't have to use a condom anymore, right?
Unless you're into that thing with the dead hookers. Whoreskin suit. Yeah.