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World's King · 09-06-2008, 08:16 AM

It’s come to my attention as of recent that I don’t know how to date anymore.

I was in a serious relationship for about four years. And I guess during that time the dating world changed. And no one fucking told me. Almost immediately after that long relationship I ended up in another relationship that as some of you may recall didn’t end very well. I basically got severely taken advantage of by a needy little twit that used her looks to get other people to raise her son. So that part I understand… No more chicks with kids.

After spending a couple months alone I decide that I should be okay enough to try dating again. I meet a nice girl through a DJ friend of mine. We hang out a little bit. I think things are going good. Doesn’t seem to be too crazy. She’s a female. She has to be a little bat-shit crazy. Then out of the blue last night she says, “You’re being too clingy.” I don’t even know what the fuck that means. Cause I was standing next to her at the bar? Cause I was holding her hand? So I back off and let her and her friend go off and dance…

See, I used to pull ass like it was my job. I was fighting ‘em off with my cock left and right. Now I can’t seem to hold a girls interest for longer then it takes to ask if I wanna super-size my Mcrib meal. I don’t get it. Has it all changed so much in four years that I’m no longer charming? I see beautiful girls with dirty, shaggy haired guys wearing their little sister’s pants and ripped up t-shirts. People don’t have class anymore. I get passed over cause I keep my clothes neat and wrinkle free. I like to bathe and understand the importance of regular haircuts. I don’t know… maybe I’m just getting older and can no longer identify with youth culture. But for fuck sake… I’m only 27. I shouldn’t be pissed off about all this for another 4-5 years.

Before I get off on rant here I’m gonna pose my question(s). What is it to date someone? How do you know if you’re actually dating someone and not just fucking once in a while? And for all you bastards under the age of 25, any new rules of the dating world I should know about? And please, buy pants that fit. You look fucking stupid and I don’t wanna see your underwear.

09-06-2008, 08:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Doesn't Know How to Date... It’s come to my attention as of recent that I don’t know how to date anymore. I was in a serious relationship for about four years. And I guess during that time the dating world changed. And no one fucking told me. Almost immediately after that long relationship I ended up in another relationship that as some of you may recall didn’t end very well. I basically got severely taken advantage of by a needy little twit that used her looks to get other people to raise her son. So that part I understand… No more chicks with kids. After spending a couple months alone I decide that I should be okay enough to try dating again. I meet a nice girl through a DJ friend of mine. We hang out a little bit. I think things are going good. Doesn’t seem to be too crazy. She’s a female. She has to be a little bat-shit crazy. Then out of the blue last night she says, “You’re being too clingy.” I don’t even know what the fuck that means. Cause I was standing next to her at the bar? Cause I was holding her hand? So I back off and let her and her friend go off and dance… See, I used to pull ass like it was my job. I was fighting ‘em off with my cock left and right. Now I can’t seem to hold a girls interest for longer then it takes to ask if I wanna super-size my Mcrib meal. I don’t get it. Has it all changed so much in four years that I’m no longer charming? I see beautiful girls with dirty, shaggy haired guys wearing their little sister’s pants and ripped up t-shirts. People don’t have class anymore. I get passed over cause I keep my clothes neat and wrinkle free. I like to bathe and understand the importance of regular haircuts. I don’t know… maybe I’m just getting older and can no longer identify with youth culture. But for fuck sake… I’m only 27. I shouldn’t be pissed off about all this for another 4-5 years. Before I get off on rant here I’m gonna pose my question(s). What is it to date someone? How do you know if you’re actually dating someone and not just fucking once in a while? And for all you bastards under the age of 25, any new rules of the dating world I should know about? And please, buy pants that fit. You look fucking stupid and I don’t wanna see your underwear. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown