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Old 08-30-2008, 05:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
jediofthefeet
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Is a foot massage a form of cheating?

I read in a recent Maxim magazine article that a foot massage ranks just below cheating with a spouse's sibling in terms of severity. Just below foot massage was sleeping with the nanny.

Posted beside the foot massage listing was a picture of Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction".

I don't know if any of you saw an old cell phone commercial regarding a man's best friend putting his wife in his Fave Fives.
He told him, you don't give a man's wife a foot massage, and you don't put her in your Fave Fives.
The friend denied any wrongdoing, but as his phone rang, the ring tone for it was the song "Secret Lovers".

What is it about the foot massage that is so risque, dangerous to relationships, or not something to do with another man's significant other?
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