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Originally Posted by dddave
Not sure about the drugs/alcohol factor, but I can tell you that at roughly 5 AM every day I molest my wife in some way. Sometimes I gently wake her up, or in other cases like this morning I just spread some lube on and take her from behind.
We may be unusual, but there is an implicit agreement that I'm her sex toy in the evenings and she gets to use me. In the mornings she likes me to take advantage of her. She loves to wake up already being made love to.
The other night she surprised me with oral at 2 AM. It was a lot of fun waking up to that.
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You are one lucky man. My wife refuses to ever wake up for sex. 
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