Originally Posted by high_jinx

i prefer "man-toe" to moose knuckle, as in the male version of camel-toe.

one time i won some tickets to go snowboarding and took a buddy who'd never been. he brought his dad's old ski outfit from the 70's. it was purple nylon, had bell-bottoms, and about 2 sizes too small in the crotch. to make it worse, my friend is noticeably well-hung even if you're not trying to notice.

needless to say, he was rockin the man-toe that day.