Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

When I meet a new woman (and this is for the sake of the argument here, not that I'm looking for another woman, just their pantsless bicycle riding) I have my STD report, my credit report, 3 professional references, 2 personal references, my most recent pay stub, a copy of last years tax filing, a photo of the last 3 generations for genetic compatibility, my medical records, military discharge papers proving it was honorable, a letter of recommendation from my boss, and my itunes card to show that I don't pirate music.

I'm all set for dating.