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To better represent the growing diversity within the "hench" profession, the ACLU has requested that all future mention of "hench" personnel shall be referred to as:

• "hench-persons"
• "hench-people"
• "henchers"

But not:

• "henchmen"
• "henchies"
• "henchenators"
• or any perceived derogatory term depicting the "hench" culture.

Your compliance is appreciated (or else)

The ACLU

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