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Ooh, let's see.... Rug burns, scratches, bite marks aplenty. Several muscle spasms and cramps, pulled a hamstring once doing a girl on a windowseat.... Several minor abrasions and contusions from slipping off the hood of a car we were shagging on, a bruised shinbone from falling off the bed onto the stone tile floor when my girl and I were surprised in flagrante delicto, sprained a toe once when the footboard I was using for traction broke mid-thrust, a long cut up the thigh from doing it up against a broken chain-link fence (thank God I'd had my tetnus shots).... And a couple of years of chronically sore jaws from going with a girl who needed a lot of oral to come (like 30-45 minutes, every time-- turned out she was a lesbian).
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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