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Old 07-09-2008, 09:22 AM   #69 (permalink)
Poppinjay
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Location: DC/Coastal VA
The last massage I had was a brutal drubbing given by a man with the mitts of a grappler. It was probably the least sexual thing ever, but man did it relieve the stress.

The DC/Balto area is awash in parlours. According to Gene Weingarten, Asian women will kind of shower you and encourage you to disrobe.

http://tiny.cc/WYoO8

I'd visit a therapist every week if I could afford. I'd also get a massage.

I'd like to say, thanks to wonderful folks like Redlemon, I would like a Meyer Lemon.
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