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868686 · 06-29-2008, 05:16 PM

So, I'm growing tired of the standard bed sex. The standard "We woke up too late, we only have an hour before work. Throw me some missionary and let's get out the door."

So, I need to recreate the honeymoon. I need to reinvent sex. I need to satisfy both of us, lead her into total surprise and ecstacy. We're planning something big, I know that, and here's what I've got so far:

LISTING
(locations shown in chronological order)

Shower
Kitchen
Bedroom/Suite

Beginning with the shower, we would simply (without showing her what's in the other rooms) hop into the shower. Gradually stripping each other in the bathroom, against the counter, door, and shower pane, we indulge in each others' nudity (or nudities, for you grammar hounds). Guiding each other to the shower, we could hop in and turn on a sensual aura of warm water to sprinkle over our curves. This ending in a shower foreplay session. After the shower, we dry each other off and skimp over to the next course.

The kitchen. Filled with each others' goodies, whipped cream, chocolates stacked on porclain plates, glossed strawberries, and a nice mat to cover the unforgiving hardwood flooring (it's biting cold on wet-shower-ass, I promise). Continuing foreplay, the food would guide heavenscent oral sex on each other, sweet kisses, and following with penetration. Sweet sex on the kitchen floor.

After reaching climax, we could trail each other into the bedroom, where dim lights, a mounted wall television with a couple making love to each other, and a rose-petal covered mattress would invite a second serving of love. After a full round of sex here, a tired, cuddle would send us to sleep.

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So TFP, do I have it down? What more or less could I add? Would I die from exhaustion? Do you have any other recipes for satisfaction?

06-29-2008, 05:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
868686 Upright	Satisfying Sex: Build a Combo Meal or Help at the Salad Bar, Please So, I'm growing tired of the standard bed sex. The standard "We woke up too late, we only have an hour before work. Throw me some missionary and let's get out the door." So, I need to recreate the honeymoon. I need to reinvent sex. I need to satisfy both of us, lead her into total surprise and ecstacy. We're planning something big, I know that, and here's what I've got so far: LISTING (locations shown in chronological order) Shower Kitchen Bedroom/Suite Beginning with the shower, we would simply (without showing her what's in the other rooms) hop into the shower. Gradually stripping each other in the bathroom, against the counter, door, and shower pane, we indulge in each others' nudity (or nudities, for you grammar hounds). Guiding each other to the shower, we could hop in and turn on a sensual aura of warm water to sprinkle over our curves. This ending in a shower foreplay session. After the shower, we dry each other off and skimp over to the next course. The kitchen. Filled with each others' goodies, whipped cream, chocolates stacked on porclain plates, glossed strawberries, and a nice mat to cover the unforgiving hardwood flooring (it's biting cold on wet-shower-ass, I promise). Continuing foreplay, the food would guide heavenscent oral sex on each other, sweet kisses, and following with penetration. Sweet sex on the kitchen floor. After reaching climax, we could trail each other into the bedroom, where dim lights, a mounted wall television with a couple making love to each other, and a rose-petal covered mattress would invite a second serving of love. After a full round of sex here, a tired, cuddle would send us to sleep. --- So TFP, do I have it down? What more or less could I add? Would I die from exhaustion? Do you have any other recipes for satisfaction?