Things you can't stand about children
We all hear about just how wonderful and magnificent the little buggers are.
Well, I for one find myself routinely annoyed by children. I can usually tolerate it, but this is the last straw.
I am sitting in my room right now, and through my open window, all I have heard for the past hour is an ear-screeching rendition of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" attempted to be played one on of those cheap-ass plastic, standard elementary school issued recorders. Never before have I envied Helen Keller to the extent that I do right now.
What is it that kids do that you find absolutely unbearable?
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