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				Things you can't stand about children
			 
 We all hear about just how wonderful and magnificent the little buggers are.
 Well, I for one find myself routinely annoyed by children.  I can usually tolerate it, but this is the last straw.
 
 I am sitting in my room right now, and through my open window, all I have heard for the past hour is an ear-screeching rendition of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" attempted to be played one on of those cheap-ass plastic, standard elementary school issued recorders.  Never before have I envied Helen Keller to the extent that I do right now.
 
 What is it that kids do that you find absolutely unbearable?
 
				__________________Living in the United Socialist States of America.
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