Female Attraction
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating .. she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However, when she is menstruating ... she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a chricket stump shoved up his backside.

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