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Old 05-18-2008, 01:14 PM   #87 (permalink)
Milnoc
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WARNING: the following post may make you sick...

It's been a while since I've received my urethral sounds from http://www.medicaltoys.com, and I've had the chance to try them out a bit. What follows is an account of my personal experience inserting many inches of surgical stainless steel in my urethra.

You still with me?

The first thing I've discovered is that SurgiLube irritates me quite a bit. It's a very unpleasant substance which I'd prefer to avoid if at all possible. Luckily, I've found an excellent substitute: pre-ejaculatory fluid, otherwise known as pre-cum. And it so happens I'm able to produce enough of it.

The Dittel sounds I've tried were frightening at first. But as it turns out, they were the most comfortable of the three sounds I've purchased. here's a picture of them.



The largest comfortable size I could handle was the FR24 size, equivalent to 5/16 of an inch or 8mm in diameter. That's the fourth one from the left, measuring 10½ inches long.

I've managed to plunge the sound down my erect penis, right past the scrotum for a total depth of almost 8 inches.

The Hegars however, were first used when I tried using the SurgiLube. So at first, I wasn't too keen to try them again. The curve was especially intimidating.



But curiosity killed Fluffy, and I tried the 7/8mm size, 8mm end first. Tisonlyi was right about being careful about lubey fingers. Despite the sound being eight inches long, it managed to disappear into my penis! It was just half an inch from the meatus, meaning the end was 2½ inches inside my body past the base of the penis!

I couldn't push it out, so I got on my knees and leaned forward. The sound almost shot out!

After that, I alternated between different sounds to see how far I can push it. Instead, I got bored and stopped.

Now about the pain (which is probably what you're all waiting for ).

As long as the sounds are fully lubed up, as long as you don't use a size that's too large or too small (yes, there's such a thing as "too small" -- it acts more like a needle), and as long as you're very gentle, you'll feel a tingling sensation at first, but you won't feel any pain.

I'm serious! No pain! Even when the Hegar fell into my body, I could actually feel the sound ROTATE inside of me, but it didn't hurt! And when it wanted to shoot out as I leaned forward, it did it without causing any sudden jolts!

The only slight pain I've felt occurred at the meatus when an un-lubed part of the sound hit the opening. Once I squeezed some pre-cum on it however, I was okay, and the sounds fell in a little bit more.

Just to give you an idea how far the sounds went in, look at this cut-away.



The sounds went in as far as the base of the bulb, just before the opening of the Cowper's gland. They've never reached the prostate or the bladder. If you want to go that far, you need a set of THESE! The Van Buren sounds!



Fetish nurse not included.

I have a set of these, but I don't dare try them. This is what it looks like when fully inserted.



Yep! They go right into the bladder! And they have to be inserted quickly when you're not erect! Also, if you get a boner once it's in, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT OUT! You have to wait until you become limp before you can maneuver it out, which will be extremely difficult for me since I'm easily excitable. Hell, I couldn't even insert it in the first place because I need a boner just to produce enough lube to coat the thing!

There's also other models such as Pratts and Rodebuds, but I'll pass for now.

As for peeing afterwards (a requirement after such a practice), yes it's a bit uncomfortable. But once I've done this a couple of times, it's less painful than when spermicide foam containing Nonoxynol-9 gets inside my urethra. So I'm a lot stronger, and a lot roomier than I thought.

However, this doesn't mean I want to participate in this activity too often. Because one of the side-effects of this play is that it leaves me wasted afterwards, and even a bit nauseous. It's not necessarily a physical thing mind you. It more likely a psychosomatic effect brought on by the realization that I can insert large steel rods inside the most delicate orifice of my body with few ill effects! I still can't grasp that this is even possible at such an extent! Eight inches and more! That's a lot!

So that's my initial sounding experience. As for the Prince's Wand I'm considering, that'll have to wait until I get some more experience with the sounds, and I stop getting wasted and nauseous afterwards.

Is anybody still here? Hello?

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